#the Xylem

Armored Core VI: Japanese Fans React to a 50,000-Yen Balteus Figure — "They're Calling This a Candy Toy?"

Armored Core VI: Fires of Rubicon fans reacted to a pricey (~50,000 yen) Balteus figure announced half-jokingly as a giant "candy toy." The thread cracked up at the idea of a 1,000-to-1 Xylem being physically impossible, got genuinely grateful that FromSoftware keeps the IP alive through merch even without a sequel, and argued Balteus really is near the top of the PCA's combat roster — "of course they sent their best from the start." Affectionate, broke, and ending on a line about the thing prowling your room at night.