Armored Core VI: Japanese Fans React to a 50,000-Yen Balteus Figure — "They're Calling This a Candy Toy?"
AC6バルテウス5万円の食玩、日本のファンの反応—「これを食玩と言い張るの草」
“Insisting on selling THIS as a "candy toy" — I'm dead lol.”
これを食玩と言い張って売り出すのほんま草
Armored Core VI: Fires of Rubicon fans reacted to a pricey (~50,000 yen) Balteus figure announced half-jokingly as a giant "candy toy." The thread cracked up at the idea of a 1,000-to-1 Xylem being physically impossible, got genuinely grateful that FromSoftware keeps the IP alive through merch even without a sequel, and argued Balteus really is near the top of the PCA's combat roster — "of course they sent their best from the start." Affectionate, broke, and ending on a line about the thing prowling your room at night.
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Japanese fan reactions (excerpted from 255)
- @狐炎-z3c👍 6
So… Balteus (soda flavor)? lol
バルテウス（ソーダ味）…ってこと？（
- @ペテルギウスロマネコンティ-t7x👍 1
It'll carbonate anything and everything.
なんでもシュワシュワさせる
- @zankanto172👍 7
A 50,000-yen candy toy!! …a candy toy?
5万円の食玩!!…食玩？
- @1geki_hissatsu👍 7
Can you believe it? This thing is, technically, the bonus that comes with a stick of gum......
信じられるか？ これ、ガムの付属品なんだぜ......
- @みじーさん👍 1
It comes free with the gum, the gum is the main product (Insight +1).
ガムのオマケに付いてんだ、ガムがメインなんだ(啓蒙+1
- @木村ベルソムラ👍 61
The reply going "oh nice, I was just in the mood for some gum" made me lose it.
おぉ〜ちょうどガム食いたかったんだよなあってリプで吹いた
- @nucoshogun👍 17
50k?! That's insane!!!!! …and then the next moment I noticed I had already paid the 50k. No regrets.
5万！？たっか！！！！！ って思った次の瞬間に気づいたら5万支払っていた自分がいた 後悔はない
- @kamekitit4989👍 4
"50k is a bit much for me, honestly." …is what I thought, until I saw the display unit at AmiAmi and pre-ordered it on the way home. I'm such an easy mark. Good luck, next-year me.
流石に5万はむりかなー。 って思ってたけど、あみあみで展示見たら帰りに予約してたわ。 俺はチョロい。 頑張れ来年の俺。
- @アペプ-b2d👍 20
Saw the display unit at AmiAmi in Akihabara. It's genuinely big enough to need both arms to hold, and the detailing is fine. That skinny sensor-looking thing on the head looks like it'd snap instantly, kinda scary. I stood there staring at it thinking "so this is a single 50,000-yen stick of gum…"
秋葉原あみあみで展示品を見てきました。 マジで腕でひとかかえするくらい大きかったし造形も細かいです。ほっそい頭部のセンサーっぽいのとかすぐに折れそうで怖い。 「これが1個5万円のガムか…」と慄きながら眺めてました。
- @dainum👍 23
No question it's huge and expensive, but years of being domesticated by other toys means I've kind of landed on "eh, sounds about right." My only worry is whether my spirit survives building a kit this big that's technically a candy toy.
間違いなくデカくて高いけど 他の玩具に飼い慣らされた結果、存外そんなものかとなってしまった 食玩で組み立て式なので心が折れないかだけが心配である
- @わをん-z8d👍 28
Heard "candy toy" and expected a small, affordable, decent-quality little guy — then I watched the showcase and it was a full-on, absolutely massive Balteus.
食玩って聞いたから気軽に買えるそこそこクオリティのちっちゃいやつかと期待して紹介動画見たらゴリッゴリのクソデカバルテウスだった
- @seiyo-san👍 53
The whole point of a "candy toy" was originally a snack you could stock in a supermarket, so let's get them to shelve this at Seijo Ishii or Costco and watch our moms panic. There's a chance!
食玩ってもともとスーパーにも置けるお菓子っていうコンセプトだったから成城石井とかコストコに置いてかーちゃん困らせようぜ ワンチャンあるぞ！
- @490-C👍 48
Only a weekly partwork subscription would finally make the price make sense.
デアゴスティーニでやっと納得レベル
- @瀬倉雅👍 17
"Weekly: Interstellar Migration Ship Xylem" — Issue #1 comes with: 3 ECM fog generators.
週刊「恒星間移民船ザイレム」 創刊号付属:ECMフォグ発生装置３基
- @カミノ30👍 9
How many YEARS are you planning to make us assemble this……
@瀬倉雅 何年作らせる気なんだ……
- @カルボナ-o8e👍 180
A 1,000-to-1 scale Xylem would be completely out of its mind lol
1000/1ザイレムはいくらなんでも頭おかしいw
- @potato-imo-Mcd👍 23
That's a size that'd make a Star Destroyer or the Death Star turn and run.
スターデストロイヤーとかデス・スターが裸足で逃げ出すサイズやんけ
- @peacepeaceta9184👍 25
7:47 — roughly 2 6, 0 0 0 km. That's twice the diameter of Earth.
7:47 約2 6 0 0 0 k m 地球直径 ×2のデカさ
- @カルボナ-o8e👍 4
Laughed out loud for real. There was a "giant AC6" thread out there, but there's such a thing as LIMITS!
声出してワロタ クソデカACⅥってスレがあったが限度ってもんがあんだろォ！
- @モルメタポット👍 61
Coming back to it, the enemy-side machines are all way too cool, every single one of them.
改めて敵サイドの機体が魅力的すぎるなどいつもこいつも
- @zuruzurub👍 85
People always ask why enemy factions in games and manga don't deploy their strongest from the start — but Balteus is genuinely close to the PCA's top-tier combat power. Of course, it's a special-ops unit.
よくゲームや漫画で敵勢力が最初から最高戦力を投入してこないの何でだろって言われけどバルテウスは割とマジで封鎖機構の中でも最高戦力に近いよね 流石特務機体
- @イベモンドル👍 27
The PCA might own stronger weapons, but among what they can actually ship to Rubicon, Balteus and the cataphracts are about the top of it. And the fact that a de facto top commander of one wing of the biggest enemy faction rides in on a modified version of this — even setting Coral power aside, that puts it pretty high up in the world's pecking order.
封鎖機構ももっと強力な兵器自体は持ってるかもだけどルビコンに送ってこれる物の中での最高戦力はバルテウスとカタフラクトくらいなもんだろうしな というか敵の最大勢力の片翼の実質的な最高幹部がこれ改造した奴に乗って来るってだけでコーラルパワー抜きでの世界観上の立ち位置はマジでだいぶ上の方だと思うわ
- @サーペントアーク👍 17
Anything stronger than this is basically uncontrollable Coral weaponry, so yeah, it really is top-class firepower.
これ以上だとほぼ制御不能のC兵器ばっかだしマジで最高クラスの戦力だよなあ
- @瀬倉雅👍 10
Even before that — a regular Rubiconpter is already a serious threat to mob MTs and rank-and-file mercenary ACs. The only ones shown taking one down are 621 and old man Dolmayan; nobody else has a recorded kill, even in the text material.
まずモブMTやそこらの傭兵ＡＣでもルビコプターの時点でめっちゃ脅威なんだ 落とせたのが621とドル爺しか描写無いし、他は文章情報でも撃墜記録出てこないんだ
- @ponnaru1201👍 16
156 missile tubes? Is its head literally a powder magazine lol
ミサイル１５６門って頭火薬庫かよｗ
- @アルグレイ-r7m👍 6
I always assumed it held the flamethrower and missile pods in its hands — turns out arms sprout from BOTH its weapons and link up. That caught me off guard.
火炎放射器や連装ミサイルって腕で掴んで使用していると思ったら 両手の武器からアームが生えて連結してたのかよって驚いた
- @araarba2740👍 3
Forget the pilot inside — the gatling and flamethrower it's holding are almost the same size as a whole AC.
中の人どろか、持ってるガトリングとか火炎放射器がACとほぼ同サイズという
- @きなこまる-x3n👍 19
The pilot inside Balteus has a mono-eye and I love it ❤️
バルデウスの中の人、モノアイになってて好き❤️
- @ノックノック-o9p👍 94
We may not be getting a sequel or DLC, but it makes me happy that they keep the IP alive on other fronts — concerts, model kits, stuff like that.
続編やDLCこそ出ないものの、コンサートやプラモなんかの別路線でIPを生かしてくれるの嬉しいよね
- @水無月-l9e👍 3
I love Armored Core so much I was sitting here wishing they'd let me throw more money at it — and then this arrived. Truly, thank you.
アーマードコアが好きすぎてもっと金を落とさせてくれと思ってた時に来てくれて本当にありがとう
- @GrizzlygriizLee👍 2
I can feel the corporate will of "we will NOT let you forget Armored Core."
アーマードコアを忘れさせてたまるものかという企業の意思を感じた
- @くりどん-r5s👍 9
This is a company that's clearly not right in the head (as a compliment).
様子のおかしい企業です(褒め言葉)
- @ヒスイノタミ👍 12
Price-wise it's up there with the Neo Zeong or Dendrobium, but it's just as big or bigger… and look closely, the pilot inside is unexpectedly handsome lol. FromSoftware, the sequel, please, soon…
値段的にネオングとかデンドロビウム並だがそれと同等以上のデカさ…よく見ると中の人が以外とイケメンなので草 早く続編をフロムはですね…
- @白湯加藤👍 12
Once my Balteus arrives, I'm modding it into the plasma-weapon spec.
バルテウスが届いたらプラズマ兵器仕様に改良するわ
- @yamamoto4155👍 5
YOU are the corporation now!
お前こそが企業だ！
- @藍原Tkne👍 13
I can't buy it myself for lack of shelf space, but I do want to watch a modeler build one on video. Half out of morbid curiosity.
置き場の関係で自分じゃ買えないけど、これをモデラ―の方が制作する動画とかは見て見たくはある。怖いもの見たさ半分でさ。
- @もえじろう-h7h👍 4
Even the candy-toy GaoGaiGar was 20k and pretty big — but this is the kind of candy toy that picks its buyer 😅
食玩ガオガイガーでも2万で結構デカかったのにこれは流石に買うものを選ぶ食玩😅
- @Yamto-Kirisima👍 115
This thing looks like it'd fly around your room on its own in the middle of the night.
夜中に部屋の中を勝手に飛び回ってそう
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