Honkai: Star Rail: Castorice's Tragic Past Retold — Her Touch Always Brings Death
キャストリスの悲しすぎる過去に日本のファンが号泣しつつ大爆笑

“STAY AWAY FROM ME!! (out of kindness)”
俺のそばに近寄るなァァ!(善意)
On Honkai: Star Rail, Japanese fans watched a short retelling of Castorice's tragic past — her touch always brings death, so she can never get close to anyone — and coped the only way they know how: by joking through the tears. The thread splits between genuine heartbreak ("Onpolos is bad for your heart and tear ducts") and pure gallows humor, with the "stay away from me!! (out of kindness)" reframe and a horrified "I wonder how many it killed" becoming instant memes. The kicker is the deer at the end, which fans swear is staring straight into the camera.
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D-do you people not have a heart...? (crying)
ひ…人の心とかないんか…(泣)
— @お塩さん-g5n16 likesI genuinely cried here (for the nth time). Amphoreus is bad for your heart and your tear ducts...
ここまじで泣いたなぁ(n回目) オンパロスは心臓と涙腺に悪いよ…
— @riaberrymilk149014 likesCastorice's past is just way too painful... if it'd make my girl Cas happy, I'd gladly touch her and die.
キャスちゃんの過去辛過ぎるんだよなぁ.....推しのキャスちゃんを幸せに出来るなら喜んで触れて死ぬ
— @どらやき-n7p128 likesIf you touch her and die, that just makes Cas even sadder, dude.
触れて死んだらキャスちゃんが余計に悲しむよ
— @はせそだぉ33 likesIn what scenario does someone like you dying right in front of her make Cas happy lol. If you actually love her, don't go giving her more trauma 😂
お前ごときが目の前で死んでキャスが幸せになるシチュエーションってなんだよ笑 本当に好きならトラウマ残すようなことすんなよ😂
— @すしちゃん-y3l10 likesDropping this in the actual story instead of just an official trailer should be illegal. Thanks to that I almost broke down sobbing in public.
これを公式動画で出すんじゃなくて、作中に出してくるのは反則やろって思ったわ お陰で外で号泣しかけたわ
— @神代朧月161 likesIt's not like it triggers when she touches you with all five fingers — it's ALWAYS on. That's too cruel.
5本指で触れたら発動とかじゃなくて常時発動なの辛すぎる
— @斑点2353,943 likesWhen you put it that way, pre-awakening Shigaraki being able to switch his on and off is a pretty convenient setup.
そう思ったらオンオフ可能な覚醒前死柄木なかなかご都合設定
— @ひいらぎ_oki.gin_mon434 likesThe all-out "FLOWERRR!" got me. What is she, an awakened Stitch?
渾身のお花ァァ!で笑った 覚醒したスティッチかよ
— @bknuq8,631 likesLMAO the moment it clicked it absolutely killed me.
クッソw理解した瞬間ツボった。
— @SAHARASAN700201 likesStop it I'm dying
やめてくれ死ぬ
— @solca-zk5dm512 likes"Now THAT'S a great idea ☆ (deadly serious)" — I love this one lol
「それは名案☆(迫真)」 これ好きw
— @朝ごはんはしっかり食べよう-o4j2,734 likes"Don't come near me!!!" followed immediately by the 180 into "now that's a great idea" — love it.
近寄るなァ!!!からの手のひら返しそれは名案好き
— @hille060028 likes"I wonder how many it killed" is so heartless I'm dying.
「何キルしたんだろうなぁー」は人の心無さすぎて死ぬ
— @Rikkun25.2033,426 likesSuch an achingly sad story and then suddenly "I wonder how many it killed~" — laughed way too hard.
めちゃくちゃせつない物語なのに突然「なんキルしたんだろーなー」って度を超えて笑ったわ
— @absolute049517 likesSaying "I'm about to cry" and then "I wonder how many it killed" in the same breath is too scary.
涙出そうとか言いながら何キルしたんだろうって言うのは怖すぎ
— @タマオグLOVE31 likesNo heart whatsoever, but there's probably real demand for the Castorice-brand euthanasia.
人の心ないけどキャストリス式安楽死需要ありそう
— @Raaru-pk6jd8 likesThis was supposed to be a serious video but the opening "FLOWER!!" and the closing "STOP LOOKING AT ME!!!" got me laughing.
こんなシリアスな動画のはずなのに最初の「お花ー!!」と最後の「こっち見んなー!!!」で笑ってしまった
— @たけ-q8h15 likesThe "stop looking at me" at the end made me laugh (while crying)
最後のこっちみんなで笑ったやん(泣)
— @莉-f2b1,843 likesThe dead-serious "STOP LOOKING AT ME!" is hilarious
迫真のこっちみんなぁ!は草
— @うぃど-428806 likesSo basically... YOU DEER.
つまり、YOU DEERってこと
— @Mylo_マイロ837 likesThat deer, seriously, what... WHAT is it...??
あの鹿マジで何……何……??
— @物語消失対策本部79 likesThe deer staring at us at the end — its antlers regrow, so it's the "symbol of death and rebirth," right?
最後のこっち見てた鹿って角が生え変わる動物だから「死と再生の象徴」なんだっけ?
— @SAN値直葬ダゴン1,290 likesIn China the deer is often depicted as a symbol of life, so I think the deer here is that classical reference.
中国だと鹿は生命の象徴として描かれることが多いから、ここの鹿はその古典的表現だと思うよ。
— @梶間終63 likesMaybe the deer at the end ties into Abundance? What Cas governs is life and death too.
最後の鹿は豊穣関連かな キャスが司るのも生と死だし
— @康熙帝-y1e558 likesEarly on I was shocked at how the mysterious deer's eyes resemble Ruan Mei's.
最初の頃謎の鹿の目がルアンメイに似てるのびっくりした
— @えーと-c1h2,032 likesSo the deer looks at us at the end, right? I was thinking "stop looking at me" in my head, and then he literally says "STOP LOOKING AT ME" out loud — lost it lol
最後鹿見てきましたやん? 僕心の中で「こっちみんな」って思ってたら 最後に「こっち見んな」って言ってて笑ったww
— @Neko-l15y217 likesAfter such a good scene, the 🦌 close-up into "STOP LOOKING AT ME~" made me laugh.
良いシーンの後の🦌ドアップからの「こっち見んなぁー」で笑ってしまった
— @サンコロで博士ボコシ隊75 likesI was so moved, and then the "STOP LOOKING AT MEEE!" at the deer at the end blew all the emotion away.
感動したのに最後の鹿に「こっち見んなァァァ!」で感動吹き飛んだわ
— @カピバラ王28 likesHis Diavolo impression is honestly pretty decent lol
ディアボロの真似まあまあ上手くて草
— @イェレナ-y6j1 likes
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